mashed in maryland
2:33 Thu Dec 8
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Is this Farnrborough in HAMPSHIRE or Farnborough in KENT?
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martyboy
2:30 Thu Dec 8
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Our office lash-up is this lunchtime out in Farnborough...Bloody hell Aalborg, mate, there are only 3 pubs left in Farnborough, or a shit hotel.. Not a good place to go for a Christmas do!!! A Charlie chalks kids pub, a "Spoons" or a Real ale pub with tossers drinking half's of warm beer!!
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Alwaysaniron
2:28 Thu Dec 8
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Marston Hammer 2:00 Thu Dec 8
ag ag ag
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Sven Roeder
2:00 Thu Dec 8
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They either came into the office with a trunk containing their outfit or will knock off about 3 hours before the function to get ready.
No need to ask
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Marston Hammer
2:00 Thu Dec 8
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Troy McClure 1:52 Thu Dec 8
You could start by putting your cock away
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mashed in maryland
1:59 Thu Dec 8
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"Are you going to the Christmas party?" might be an inventive way.
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Troy McClure
1:52 Thu Dec 8
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Mine tonight. How do I ask the fit girls in the office if they're going without sounding like a dirty old man?
I'm 43
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Aalborg Hammer
12:13 Thu Dec 8
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Our office lash-up is this lunchtime out in Farnborough...afterwards gate-crashing a vendors lunch and later to London for a contractors drink in Waterloo...I'm not going to feel too well tomorrow morning
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Grumpster
11:54 Thu Dec 8
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Charoo 11:10 Thu Dec 8
Depending on where you work, most people are actually friendly with colleagues and so are more than happy to have a free piss up with them.
I still booze with people from my first firm which I left in 2003. Not a bad lot for lawyers!
Lucky that I've never worked anywhere where I wouldn't want a beer with the people there. Must be a nightmare working with utter tossers.
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Northern Sold
11:43 Thu Dec 8
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Worse one was a couple of years ago ... meal at midday followed by numerous boozers... somehow ended up in a pub quiz... the prize was a gallon of beer which we drunk... got home at midnight absolutely off my tits... and then 10 mins later my phone goes off and I am called into work as the system I support has crashed.,... I was in till 6am... I only just sobered up by then...
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mashed in maryland
11:41 Thu Dec 8
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If you think it's gonna be shit then don't bother going?
Simple really.
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Eddie B
11:41 Thu Dec 8
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The injunction doesn't expire for another four years.
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Northern Sold
11:39 Thu Dec 8
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11MDE 11:04 Thu Dec 8
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I never go to ours.
More like you are never invited....
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Eddie B
11:22 Thu Dec 8
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Mine is next Wednesday. Obviously I ain't gonna go cos WHU are playing Burnley that night.
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Ace of Spades
11:11 Thu Dec 8
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Mines next week, I'd have to pay £150 for a train, another £150 for a hotel... all for a £20 allowance.
I said no thanks.
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Charoo
11:10 Thu Dec 8
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Nice to see that most of you cunts are a ma miserable as me.
I decline every year - why the fuck do I want to socialise with people I work with, the concept is bizarre.
Our party works out at a lot of money per head when you factor in the venue hire, meal, drinks, entertainment.
Just give people the money as an extra bonus and let them spend it on themselves or their family.
Ours is a Saturday too - work people on a weekend- fuck that!
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11MDE
11:04 Thu Dec 8
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I never go to ours.
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Garth Algar
11:01 Thu Dec 8
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I work alone so I'll just have a biiiiiig wank.
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BubblesCyprus
10:50 Thu Dec 8
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One of the major benefits of taking early retirement is not having to attend one of these false ''let's all be happy '' night's out.Always a nightmare on the social calend and the ongoing speculation and gossip thereafter IMO
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SecondOpinion
10:16 Thu Dec 8
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Partying with people I can't stand
People I have nothing in common with
People who will talk about work because they have no personalities
Nope.
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Son of Anarchy
6:32 Thu Dec 8
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I dont think these things are as wild as they were in the 80s and 90s, things are so pc these days suprised anyones allowed to drink
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